As I looked at my calendar today, I realized that it is now 2014.
But it isn’t.
And then I realized, that I have not received any free desk calendars for 2015.
Is this a government conspiracy? A sign of the apocalypse? Or is the economy so bad that no one sends out free desk calendars anymore.
I recall years where I had 4 or 5 of them–more than I needed. A couple usually ended up in the trash.
I got one from my insurance agent. From the exterminator. From my financial advisers. From my therapist. (I think that’s the year I got a lot of calendars–one for each of my personalities!)
But alas, I have no free desk calendar for 2015.
What is this world coming to? And where will it end?
I’d ask when, but since I don’t have a calendar to mark it on, the answer won’t be of any use to me anyway.