Posted in Humor, Uncategorized, tagged aquarium, coffee, Dory, Finding, free, lifestyle, waiting, waiting room on March 2, 2018| Leave a Comment »
So I was waiting in the waiting room (well, what else would you do in a waiting room?–it was done in the Waiting Room, by Colonel Mustard, with a Wrench . . .) and saw that the establishment was kind enough to offer coffee to their waiting patrons.
Alas,
Where am I going to find water?
I turned around . . .
Voilà!
Alas . . .
The coffee looks a little weak. I think Dory forgot something!
Posted in Humor, tagged advertising, business, calendar, date, free on February 8, 2015| Leave a Comment »
As I looked at my calendar today, I realized that it is now 2014.
But it isn’t.
And then I realized, that I have not received any free desk calendars for 2015.
Is this a government conspiracy? A sign of the apocalypse? Or is the economy so bad that no one sends out free desk calendars anymore.
I recall years where I had 4 or 5 of them–more than I needed. A couple usually ended up in the trash.
I got one from my insurance agent. From the exterminator. From my financial advisers. From my therapist. (I think that’s the year I got a lot of calendars–one for each of my personalities!)
But alas, I have no free desk calendar for 2015.
What is this world coming to? And where will it end?
I’d ask when, but since I don’t have a calendar to mark it on, the answer won’t be of any use to me anyway.
theeyelife 