Interviewer: So I see here you have done commercials.
Applicant: Yes. Yes, I have.
Interviewer: Anything I may have seen?
Applicant: Um. Maybe.
Interviewer: Like?
Applicant: Pepto-Bismol?
Interviewer: Really? And what part did you play?
Applicant: Um. I was, um, a . . . . singer.
Interviewer: A singer? For Pepto? What did you sing?
Applicant: [clearing throat] um, Diarrhea.
Interviewer: Well. I . . . . see. Yeah. Thank you. So much. We’ll let you know if we have any openings for vile bodily function singing.
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