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Interviewer: So I see here you have done commercials.

Applicant: Yes. Yes, I have.

Interviewer: Anything I may have seen?

Applicant: Um. Maybe.

Interviewer: Like?

Applicant: Pepto-Bismol?

Interviewer: Really? And what part did you play?

Applicant: Um. I was, um, a . . . . singer.

Interviewer: A singer? For Pepto? What did you sing?

Applicant: [clearing throat] um, Diarrhea.

Interviewer: Well. I . . . . see. Yeah. Thank you. So much. We’ll let you know if we have any openings for vile bodily function singing.

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