My wife recently purchased a new hair dryer. I don’t think you can buy them old, unless maybe you go to eBay. Anyway, I know this because of the box on the sink in our bathroom.
On closer inspection, though, I noticed that some of the box was written in Spanish.
My first thought was, and I hope I don’t go to Hell for this, OMG . . . she bought a Mexican Hair Dryer.
This was followed by . . . it probably won’t work. In fact, our other hair dryers will probably have to work harder to support it.
But don’t worry about us . . . our hair is dry thank you very much . . . it’s made in China.
It’s probably spewing formaldehyde and mercury but at least it works!

